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I'm Tash, this is humor blog so feel free to laugh, (but not too hard because if you die I don't want to get sued)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

thetowndrugdealer:

i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral 

ledian:

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

why are you so bitter and friendless

(Source: funkincronuts)

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

(Source: twoukofukawa)

(Source: kinghudson)

Reblogged from sarnjay, Posted by memewhore.

(Source: memewhore)

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

(Source: francisfordfiesta)

"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."

Dan Howell 

(Source: phanjam)

Reblogged from tomche, Posted by dollydoctor.
timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

(Source: hannahbowl)

saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

image

not destiny’s children

muhfuckanevalovedus:

Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

muhfuckanevalovedus:

Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

(Source: epic-humor)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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