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I'm Tash, this is humor blog so feel free to laugh, (but not too hard because if you die I don't want to get sued)
Reblogged from sarnjay, Posted by memewhore.

(Source: memewhore)

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

(Source: francisfordfiesta)

"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."

Dan Howell 

(Source: phanjam)

Reblogged from tomche, Posted by dollydoctor.
timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

(Source: hannahbowl)

saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

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not destiny’s children

muhfuckanevalovedus:

Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

muhfuckanevalovedus:

Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

(Source: epic-humor)

"I want the part of you that you refuse to give to anyone."

(via the-psycho-cutie)

(Source: sunst0ne)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

oomshi:

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

(Source: kiekstn)

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